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[Halo: Orions Spartans II]

uggggh

why were there so many different colored spartans if this wasn't rumblepit or somethin'...what camoflauge would the color blue be? white and tan are understandable...other then that, your attempt to make this plot dramatic by killing off 2 characters and that spartan guy yelling NOOOOO! like he knew them...that was so funny...why were you obsessed with that one helmet so much? the big blorby one...and plus, how do you know spartans can quit? just bloop, done, i did my time? why do they keep them frozen then?...i dunno...in addition, Covenant is much more interesting then USNC, The Arbiter was awesome and because of halo fanboys complaining about a good story taking away from master chief, there was no real halo 3...it was halo 1 again...

[Alex Seryoua: Episode I]

Whaaaaat?

Why'd the aliens give her that suit if she was a test subject? Why'd she leave those people there instead of trying to save them and be a good person or something...she was a bitch. Why did the aliens try to kill her instead of knock her out and put her back in the tube? why'd the break the tube in the first place? was it an accident? you'd think the aliens would be more careful with things like that if it was an accident...why'd she have an invader zim like thing goin' on with that bubble helmet...i liked how you used the half-life music...lol

[dark side short]

that yell was annoying, rest was funny

I enjoy, many. Yes. Also, Darth Maul is cool and all, but SW nub fans can't go "Lol" at something starwarsy unless it's the same old shit like...jar jar getting killed, which isn't funny really, its just boring, annoying to look at or even think about, and not entertaining in anyway...sort of like Halo 3, i just realized the similarities...oh my god...Jar Jar is Master Chief!

[Grievous is cool]

WHUT! WHUT!

Illidan deserves enough to make this Adult Only...but i wouldn't want to see that...Very smile-ing to see someone likes Grievous...and even knows the SW noobs are noobs

Star Wars episodes 2 and 3 were horrible, 1 was a true starwars movie...2 and 3 were both bad for the same exact reasons, they had awesome villains who almost did something but then died in a horribly crappy way that made me and a whole 8 other people go "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!", and it focused on the "Loooved ooooy??", moving away from the focus of everything cooler...the fight with Obiwan and Grievous should have been much longer, and less poopy (as they made it poopy) Grievous always ran away like a coward, but he looks so B.A. it's like he would be running after people...Hooray for Grievous! Too bad George Lucas stopped the gateway drugs and went to worse things, and happened to be on some "Laced shit", damn shame...damn shame...
(was i the only one who noticed Boba Fett's voice changed to Jango's in Empire Strikes Back in uhh...the DvD thing? that was just dumb...like Force Unleashed "Harrrr my lightsaber's backwards that's so much more effective, and plus im gona kill stormtroopers even though im a sith"...damn shame again) Damn shame.

metal-man3000 responds:

thank for the review ^^
and yeah, you are right ¬¬

[nightShift: a true story]

Good story.

I don't know why this is in the Serious section, because of your description? What ever, to me it was funny...So...Errh.

[Tfb Wow: 5-man Ubrs]

Woot man!

This is one of the best things i've ever seen, it's just like raids, the guy you can't hear too good...it made my day and then some.

[Naruto Mix 2]

Ekk...

I don't like the music at all...Nor Naruto thing...Bears.

[Sprite World of Warcraft]

Woah...Nice sorta.

It kinda made me go HAH! but that was it...it wasn't a hahahaha or haha, just hah...but that doesn't mean it was bad, pretty decent work i guess man.