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Halo: Orions Spartans II Halo: Orions Spartans II

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

uggggh

why were there so many different colored spartans if this wasn't rumblepit or somethin'...what camoflauge would the color blue be? white and tan are understandable...other then that, your attempt to make this plot dramatic by killing off 2 characters and that spartan guy yelling NOOOOO! like he knew them...that was so funny...why were you obsessed with that one helmet so much? the big blorby one...and plus, how do you know spartans can quit? just bloop, done, i did my time? why do they keep them frozen then?...i dunno...in addition, Covenant is much more interesting then USNC, The Arbiter was awesome and because of halo fanboys complaining about a good story taking away from master chief, there was no real halo 3...it was halo 1 again...


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Alex Seryoua: Episode I Alex Seryoua: Episode I

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Whaaaaat?

Why'd the aliens give her that suit if she was a test subject? Why'd she leave those people there instead of trying to save them and be a good person or something...she was a bitch. Why did the aliens try to kill her instead of knock her out and put her back in the tube? why'd the break the tube in the first place? was it an accident? you'd think the aliens would be more careful with things like that if it was an accident...why'd she have an invader zim like thing goin' on with that bubble helmet...i liked how you used the half-life music...lol



dark side short dark side short

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

that yell was annoying, rest was funny

I enjoy, many. Yes. Also, Darth Maul is cool and all, but SW nub fans can't go "Lol" at something starwarsy unless it's the same old shit like...jar jar getting killed, which isn't funny really, its just boring, annoying to look at or even think about, and not entertaining in anyway...sort of like Halo 3, i just realized the similarities...oh my god...Jar Jar is Master Chief!


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Tetris 2007 Tetris 2007

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I'd give the sound a negative 3 actually...

I can NEVER get used to rotating backwards like that...the versions i played were always rotating the other way, and that's making me lose so bad at this...Oh! and your sound...you need an option to turn off that TERRILBE NOISE it's just a ton of BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEPBEEFDPAAAAAAHAPAAAAAAAAAA AAH MOTHA F**KA!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!! !!!!!!!!!!!!...like cell phones...



Easy Classic Tetris Easy Classic Tetris

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

F***ing...or F****ing?...4 letter word or 3?...

Yeah, Tetris is good...can't find any versions i'm familiar with...and i'm not familiar with this one some how...fuck, or in another case f***, i'm confused and aggravated not being able to find tetris on the internet...i thought you nerds would have it everywhere, but there's like...2 versions that are impossible to find, and they suck anyway...i found 1 good version, but BAM! the site died 2 minutes after i found it...so i'm gona try this out some more


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